Top Ten Things to Miss at Holy Cross

Meg:

10) Seeing how many nights you can eat frozen yogurt for dinner before it begins to affect your mind.
9) Diet Coke, raspberry iced tea, pretzel rods, and carrots.
8) The Spirit. The Fire. The Legend. Mrs. Isaac Hanson.
7) Relieving stress by spending hours of enjoyment trying to figure out how to use a manual can opener.
6) Ending up pants-less in the Den of Reprehensibility on a Saturday night.
5) Ending up shirtless in the Den of Reprehensibility on a Saturday night.
4) The Sandal-Wearing, Granola-Crunching Lesbian Society.
3) Come Crui ... umm, I mean ... baguetess.
2) Laying the Smack Down.
1) Wild Fiji Jungle Monkey Sex.

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