Greetings from Cambodia

Kermit, in an email: "Here's a question. What do 23 Cambodians, 2 chickens, 1 pig, 14 ducklings, an 87 year old Thai woman with no teeth who spits on your foot chewing tobacco, 1 Canadian, and an American, all have in common? Answer: They all fit in a 1987 Toyota minivan. Yep, for 8 hours I held a basket of ducklings while a sick child puked out the window and the old lady spit on my shoe."