Kelly, meaning to order Adam and Eve martini, orders an Adam & Steve martini Waitress: "I don't know how to make that!" John: "Just mix two types of vodka and teach them how to hate!"
Welcome! You're looking at 10 years (and counting) of quotes by me and my friends. The Quotebook is not suitable for everyone. There are comments on sex, or those that are just plain wrong. But, with a good sense of humor, you'll laugh yourself silly. Some quotes stand the test of time, some are situational and require knowing the players - whose names have been changed to protect innocent lives. Have fun, sit back, and enjoy. What else would you do at work anyhow? And is there another blog out there with a category called boobs-penis-vajajay? Didn't think so ...
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