Jonas: "Today was the first time I wished I were a woman."
Russell: "Uhm, because ... ?"
Jonas: "Because I would totally donate my eggs. I see all these ads - nice Jewish couple seeks, educated Jewish egg donor for $20,000. The only thing I'm missing from THAT equation is the eggs! ... Do you think they'd pay me anything if I called them up and said - hey, I really want to help you but I can't. I got plenty of sperm - want some of that?"
Russell: "Hold on, I'm typing that too."
Jonas: "I need help."
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