Crack Sex

Tomred: "Rob used to make me do crack fucking - he had hang ups about anal sex, so he would just lube up my crack and run his penis up and down."
Caitlin: "Wait, I don't understand how that works."
Russell: "If a lesbian tells you she doesn't understand your sexual practices, you know something is wrong."
Muffy: "Oh my god, you could be seriously injured ... but, was it enjoyable for you at all?"
Tomred: "No, I remember reading during it once."
Muffy: "I mean, he might as well just fucked your elbow then."

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