Underware

Emily:
last week was that guy who i had a 'meet up' with & was like 'aw, he seems really nice & sweet'
and we chatted a little afterwards.
then on monday i got a text from him 'crazy idea but let me know if you'd like to drink wine in our underware'
to which i responded 'uh, i think i'll have to pass on that, i have ballet tonight'
and SHOULD have said 'no because a.) we've met ONCE, b.) i'm not really into date rape & c.) i can't date someone who doesn't know how to spell underwear'