Dear Beautiful and Talented Members of ACT,
With the recent stress and debate of next year's musical, I thought that now would be a good time to present this letter to release the ever building tension of this organization.
I, MJC (aka Choots), write this letter of intent for the position of Musical Director of the ACT 2001 Musical.
This will be my fourth and final year in the organization and I feel that my devotion to the organization, personal contribution, hard work, lack of sleep, creative insight, possession of a motor vehicle, in-ability to say no to a director, and uncanny Herculean physique helped make this organization the theatrical phenomenon it is today.
Though I have no experience with musical direction, no vocal appreciation, no taste in music, am tone deaf, and further more, I cannot sing in any way, shape or form, I CAN, however, rhyme many words with the word 'sing."
wing, fling, thing, king, ding, bring, cling, Ming (ruler of the 7th Chinese dynasty), evening, ping, ring, sling, spring, Sting (British pop singer), string, swing, etc.
In addition, I have nice abs.
Please consider me for the position of Musical Director in 2001 ACT Musical. Thank you.
Sincerest regards,
Choots
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A response:
If Choots isn't Musical Director, I quit ACT!!
This amazing rhyming ability CANNOT go to waste, and if the general membership is too blind to see his genius, we may as well disband the organization. With a rhyming vocabulary such as his, he could possibly attain god-like status. Not only for ACT, but for the world as we know it. Don't just consider him for the Music Director, but rally toward him like moths to a flame! We might die in the process, but the light still shines on! Praise him, celebrate him, thank him for lowering himself and educating us weak and blind mortals. ACT is truly entering a new millenium.
Peace and love to all,
Sister Erin of the Holy Diet Coke
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