Deb: "Matty, pay close attention to your head and see how swollen it has gotten. Somebody pop that sucker before it explodes. Love ya, baby."
Matty: "Deb, that's not the only thing that's swollen when I'm graced with your commentary."
Deb: "Matty, don't think I haven't noticed."
Matty: "Don't flatter yourself, hun. I was talking about my hemorrhoids - you're a pain in my ass."
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