Facebook Stalker

Tomred: "Oh my god. I thought I smelled something cooking in the kitchen and I went to check it out and there's a rabbit boiling on the stove!!
Then my phone rang and it was Jay and he said:
"Well, what am I supposed to do? He won't answer my calls, He changed his number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Russell! "

Creepy.
I think I'm going to find him in the bathroom wearing a white dress stabbing himself in the thigh with a carving knife."

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