Russell: "I feel bad about not having lactard milk for you. Can I make you something?"
Jonas: "Yes. Go make me a Paula Deen breakfast. I wanna burger on donuts. Made from scratch. Find a cow and slaughter it. Kosherly. Get a mohel."
Russell: "You're out of control."
Jonas: "Yes, I know. There's no reason to circumsise the cow beforehand!"
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