The Morning After

Russell: it is reassuring that had the monitors in Paradise failed last night, we could have just used you and Alex as the entertainment.
Zinfandel: you are like my Jimminy Cricket - you always catch me in the act
i am in pain
who was i????
shirt off?? what? someone needs to keep me on a leash.
Russell: adding a leash would just invite a fetish element to the whole thing
Zinfandel: bad enough I dance like a power bottom...
it's too much work to dance "versatile", easier to just grind your ass into someones crotch and hope for the best

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